Christmas Gifts & Shitty Kids

by Constipation

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released December 21, 2012

Recorded December 2012 in Bacon Studio, by Chris and the captain



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Constipation Oslo, Norway

Good old classic constipation, the way it was meant to be.

At least some of the time.

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Track Name: Eternal Rest
Santa knows who's good and bad
Always smells like your drunk dad

Christmas gift that keeps on giving
Headless children flail like living
Desperate search for absolution
Christmas-cancer, mind pollution

This is what has come to be
Peace and joy and killing spree
Battered corpses smile to me
Shitty children cease to be

Burned by candles
Strangled with ribbons
Raped with a Christmas tree
Oh, the joy for you and me

Children's patience put to the test
Sleeping now, eternal rest